Callan Berry’s marvelous “Police Reports Illustrated” series has made me spit coffee all over myself more times than I can count, and I am so, so honored to host its triumphant return as a bimonthly feature here on The Sesh. Enjoy this one, and make sure to check out for more gleanings from Mr. Berry’s beautifully warped brain.

– Tobias Coughlin-Bogue